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July 18th, 2004
02:04 am - Celestine High
From a conversation I had with RSB:
rebecca: You know, Peter Parker really would be a much better Solar than Lunar, except for the webbing.
Nephilpal: quite possibly
rebecca: So my theory is, the US snuck into Autochthonia and Exalted him.
rebecca: Probably hiding from Mars, who is normally quite chaste but is a bit too much for even the US when she gets Venus sickness.
Nephilpal: *giggle*
rebecca: And then Peter Parker stole an experimental Alchemical weblauncher Charm.
Nephilpal: *more giggles*
rebecca: She's his equal in battle, you know.
Nephilpal: and in bed?
Nephilpal: I kind of always pictured the Celestines as high school archetypes
Nephilpal: The US was the quarterback with the dazzling smile, and Venus was the head cheerleader who was really a total slut, but the ostensible gf of the sun. Gaia and Luna were titillating all with their taboo fling and everyone seceretly surmised or fantasized that Venus occasionally got in on the action. Mars had a big crush on Gaia, but she wasn't Gaia's type because she was always so bitchy and butch. Mercury was a bit vapid, but ran track and had flings with Primordial college kids when no one was looking. Saturn was a mopey gothgirl that the Sun was constantly trying to get in the pants of, but she wasn't having any. Of course, she was also sarcastically narrating the whole scene like Daria. Jupiter was the bookish nerd-valedictorian who had the whole librarian allure going for her. The sun would have nailed her, too, but just on general principle. Gawky and ever-awkward Autocthon had the biggest crush on her and everyone knew it, but she was so mysterious and into her books that no one knew what she liked.
rebecca: *giggle*
Nephilpal: I'm serious. Celestine High. That's vaguely how I've always pictured them.
rebecca: Makes sense!
Nephilpal: It also explains why Exalted automatically regress into teengae melodrama. It's built into them by their patrons.
--Neph
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